Please Don’t Touch That

'Arre, look... the world doesn’t have a ’thoda adjust maadi’ button.'Ever wondered why your friendly Indian head-wobble makes a Finnish CEO think you’re having a neurological event? Or why your innocent 'shabaash' back-pat in a New York office could lead to a soul-crushing HR meeting?In Please Don’t Touch That, seasoned C-suite veteran and professional life-watcher Rajesh Seshadri returns with an unapologetic, rib-tickling guide to the Do’s, Don’ts, and definite Don’t-You-Dares of global travel. While Book 1 was about the 'What,' Book 2 is about the 'How'-as in, how to stay out of a Singaporean jail and how to find your soul in a land of dry toilet paper.Whether it’s the high-stakes 'Salami of Skin' at the Vatican gate, the 'Green Dot' struggle in a French bistro, or the 'Quiet Sunday' dogma of Germany, Rajesh decodes the invisible boundaries that separate a Global Citizen from a confused tourist.Inside this hilarious survival guide, you’ll discover:The Handshake vs. The Bow vs. The Kiss: How to greet the world without accidentally proposing or head-butting a stranger.The Food War: A survival kit for Vegetarians facing 'Chicken-is-a-vegetable' logic, and Non-Vegetarians suffering from chronic 'Spice Withdrawal.'The Fine Print: Why 'Delhi-style' road rage in Dubai or jaywalking in Singapore is a one-way ticket to a very expensive disaster.The Lota Legacy: A tactical approach to surviving a world that thinks a roll of sandpaper is an appropriate hygiene tool.Funny, candid, and packed with 'Uncle-wisdom,' this is the ultimate manifesto for every Desi soul who wants to conquer the world-without losing their identity (or their passport).